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Star Wars - In Jive Talking

Topic: startrek

STAR WARS - In Jive Talking

INT DEATH STAR - EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM

De elevato' opens. Vada' and Luke enta' de room alone. What it is, Mama! Dey walk across de dark space t'stand befo'e da damn drone, Big Daddy and son side by side bediggin' hoth de gaze uh de Empuh'o'. Vada' bows to his Master. Ah be baaad...

EMPEROR

Welcome, yung Skywalker. Ah be baaad... ah' gots' been 'espectin' ya'.

Luke peers at da damn hooded figure defiantly. Slap mah fro! De Empuh'o' den looks waaay down at Luke's binders.

EMPEROR

You's no longa' need dose. What it is, Mama!

De Empuh'o' moshuns eva' so slightly wid his fin'a' and Luke's binders fall away, clatterin' t'de floo'. Luke looks waaay down at his own hands, free now t'reach out and grab de Empuh'o''s neck. He duz nodin'.

EMPEROR

Guards, leave us.

De red-cloaked guards turn and disappear behind da damn elevato'.

EMPEROR (to Luke)

I'm lookin' fo'ward t'completin' yo' trainin'. In time ya' gots'ta call me Master. Ah be baaad...

LUKE

Youse gravely missnatchn. 'S coo', bro. You's won't convert me as ya' dun did mah' fader. Ah be baaad...

De Empuh'o' gits waaay down fum his drone and walks down real close to Luke. What it is, Mama! De Empuh'o' looks into his eyes and, fo' de fust time, Luke kin puh'ceive da damn evil visage widin de hood.

EMPEROR

Oh, no, mah' yung Jedi. Ya' know? You's gots'ta find dat it be ya' who are missnatchn. 'S coo', bro...about some great many wahtahmelluns.

VADER

'Sup, dudes lightsaber. Ah be baaad...

Vada' extends some gloved hand toward da damn Empuh'o', revealin' Luke's lightsaber. Ah be baaad... De Empuh'o' snatch'd it.

EMPEROR

Ah, yes, some Jedi's weapon. 'S coo', bro. Much likes yo' fader's. By now ya' must know yo' fader kin neva' be turned fum de dark side. What it is, Mama! So gots'ta it be wid ya'.

LUKE

Youse wrong. Soon I'll be wasted...and ya' wid me. What it is, Mama!

De Empuh'o' laughs.

EMPEROR

Perhaps ya' refa' to de imminent attack of yo' Rebel fleet.

Luke looks down sharply. Slap mah fro!

EMPEROR

Yes...I assho' nuff ya' we are quite safe fum yo' homeys here. What it is, Mama!

Vada' looks at Luke. What it is, Mama!

LUKE

Yo' overconfidence be yo' weakness.

EMPEROR

Yo' faid in yo' homeys be yo's.

VADER

It be pointless t'resist, mah' son. 'S coo', bro.

De Empuh'o' turns t'face Luke. What it is, Mama!

EMPEROR (angry)

Everydin' dat gots'ta transpired gots'ta done so acco'din' t'my design. 'S coo', bro. (indicates Endo') Yo' homeys down dere on de Sanctuary Moon. 'S coo', bro...

Luke reacts. De Empuh'o' notes it.

EMPEROR (cont)

...are walkin' into some trap. As be yo' Rebel fleet. Right On! It wuz ah' who allowed da damn Alliance to know de locashun uh de shield generato'. It be quite safe fum yo' pitiful little band. An entire legion uh my best troops awaits dem. 'S coo', bro.

Luke's look darts fum de Empuh'o' t'Vada' and, finally, t'de swo'd in de Empuh'o''s hand.

EMPEROR

Oh...I'm afraid da damn deflecto' shield gots'ta be quite opuh'shunal when yo' homeys arrive. What it is, Mama!

INT MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

Lando looks wo'riedly at his alien copilot, Nien Nunb, who points t'de control panel and raps t'Lando.

LANDO

We've gots'ta be able t'get some kind'a a eyeballin' on dat shield, down o' waaay down. Sheeit, how could dey be jammin' us if dey duzn't know if we're comin'.

Lando shoots some concerned look out at da damn approachin' Dead Star as de implicashuns uh whut he's plum said sink in. 'S coo', bro. He hits a switch on his comlink.

LANDO

Break off de attack. Right On! De shield be still down.

RED LEADER (VO)

ah' get no eyeballin'. Are ya' sho' nuff?

LANDO

Pull down. Right On! All craft pull down. Right On!

De Falcon turns hard t'de left. Out da damn window de stars and de Dead Star move off right.

INT DEATH STAR - EMPEROR'S THRONE ROOM

Drough de round window behind da damn Empuh'o''s drone kin be seen de distant flashes uh de space battle in progress.

EMPEROR

Come, boy. Slap mah fro! See fo' yo'self. What it is, Mama!

De Empuh'o' be sittin' in his drone, wid Vada' standin' at his side. What it is, Mama! Luke moves t'look drough some little-ass secshun uh de window.

EMPEROR

From here ya' gots'ta witness de final destrucshun uh de Alliance, and da damn end of yo' insignificant Rebellion. 'S coo', bro.

Luke be in to'ment. He glances at his lightsaba' sittin' on de armrest uh de drone. What it is, Mama! De Empuh'o' watches him and smiles, touches de lightsaber. Ah be baaad...

EMPEROR

You's wants' dis, duzn't ya'? De hate is ssheeitin' in ya' now. Take yo' Jedi weapon. 'S coo', bro. Use it. ah' am unarmed. Strike me waaay down wid it. Give in t'yo' anger. Ah be baaad... Wid each passin' moment, ya' make yo'self mo'e mah' servant.

Vada' watches Luke in his agony. Slap mah fro!

LUKE

No. Right On!

EMPEROR

It be unavoidable. What it is, Mama! It be yo' destiny. Slap mah fro! You's, likes yo' Big Daddy, are now mine. Right On!

INT EMPEROR'S TOWER - THRONE ROOM

De Empuh'o', Vader, and some ho'rified Luke watch de aerial battle firewo'ks out da damn window and on de viewscreens. Anoda' Rebel ship 'esplodes against da damn protective shield.

EMPEROR

As ya' kin see, mah' yung apprentice, yo' homeys gots' failed. Now witness de firepowa' of dis fully armed and opuh'shunal battle stashun. (into comlink) Fire at will, Commander. Ah be baaad...

Luke, in shock, looks out across de surface uh de Dead Star to de Rebel fleet beyond.

INT EMPEROR'S TOWER - THRONE ROOM

Out uh de window and on de view screens, de Rebel fleet is bein' decimated in blindin' 'esplosions uh light and debris. But in here dere be no sound uh battle. What it is, Mama! De Empuh'o' turns t'Luke. What it is, Mama!

EMPEROR

Yo' fleet gots'ta lost. And yo' homeys on de Endo' moon gots'ta not survive. What it is, Mama! Dere be no escape, mah' yung apprentice. What it is, Mama! De Alliance gots'ta die. What it is, Mama!..as gots'ta yo' homeys.

Luke's eyes are full uh rage. What it is, Mama! Vada' watches him. 'S coo', bro.

EMPEROR

Good. ah' can feel yo' anger. Ah be baaad... ah' am defenseless. Take yo' weapon. Right On! Strike me waaay down wid all yo' hatred, and yo' journey towards de dark side gots'ta be complete. What it is, Mama!

Luke kin resist no longer. Ah be baaad... De lightsaba' flies into his hand. He ignites it in an instant and swin's at da damn Empuh'o'. Vader's lightsaba' flashes into view, blockin' Luke's blow befo'e it kin reach de Empuh'o'. De two blades spark at contact. Luke turns to fight his pops. Ah be baaad...

INT EMPEROR'S TOWER - THRONE ROOM

Luke and Vada' are engaged in some man-to-man duel uh lightsabers even mo'e vicious den de battle on Bespin. 'S coo', bro. But da damn yung Jedi gots'ta grown stronga' in de interim, and now de advantage shifts t'him. 'S coo', bro. Vada' is fo'ced back, losin' his balance, and be knocked waaay down de stairs. Luke stands at da damn top uh de stairs, eyebally to attack.

EMPEROR (laughin')

Good. Use yo' aggressive feelin's, boy. Right On! Let de hate flow drough ya'.

Luke looks momentarily toward da damn Empuh'o', den back t'Vader, and realizes he be usin' de dark side. What it is, Mama! He steps back, turns off his lightsaber, and relaxes, drivin' de hate fum his bein'.

VADER

Obi-Wan gots'ta taught ya' sheeit.

LUKE

ah' gots'ta not fight ya', fader. Ah be baaad...

Vada' walks back down de stairs t'Luke. What it is, Mama!

VADER

You's are unwise t'lowa' yo' defenses.

Vada' attacks, fo'cin' Luke on de defensive. What it is, Mama! De yung Jedi leaps in an amazin' reverse flip down t'de safety uh de catwalk over'haid. Vada' stands below him. 'S coo', bro.

LUKE

Yo' doughts betray ya', fader. Ah be baaad... ah' feel de baaaad in ya'...de conflict.

VADER

Dere be no conflict.

LUKE

You's couldn't brin' yo'self t'kill me befo'e, and ah' duzn't recon' ya''ll destroy me now.

VADER

You's underestimate da damn powa' of de dark side. What it is, Mama! If ya' gots'ta not fight, den ya' gots'ta meet yo' destiny. Slap mah fro!

Vada' drows de lasa' swo'd and it cuts drough de suppo'ts holdin' de catwalk, den returns t'Vader's hand. Luke tumbles t'de ground in some showa' of sparks and rolls out uh sight under de Empuh'o''s platfo'm. 'S coo', bro. Vada' moves t'find him. 'S coo', bro.

EMPEROR (laughs)

Good. Good.

INT EMPEROR'S TOWER - THRONE ROOM

Vada' sraps de low-ceilin'ed area on de level below de drone, searchin' fo' Luke in de semi-darkness, his lightsaber held eyebally. Slap mah fro!

VADER

You's kinnot hide fo'ever, Luke. What it is, Mama!

LUKE

ah' gots'ta not fight ya'.

VADER

Give yo'self t'de dark side. What it is, Mama! It be de only way ya' kin save yo' homeys. Yes, yo' doughts betray ya'. Yo' feelin's fo' dem are strong. Especially fo'...

Vada' stops and senses sump'n. Luke shuts his eyes tightly, in anguish.

VADER

Sister. Right On! So...ya' gots' some twin sister. Ah be baaad... Yo' feelin's gots' now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan wuz wise t'hide ha' from me. What it is, Mama! Now his failure be complete. What it is, Mama! If ya' gots'ta not turn t'de dark side, den puh'haps she will.

LUKE

Never-r-r. Right On!

Luke ignites his lightsaba' and screams in anger, rushin' at his Big Daddy wid some frenzy we gots' not seen befo'e. What it is, Mama! Sparks fly as Luke and Vada' fight in de cramped area. Sheeeiit. Luke's hatred fo'ces Vader t'retreat out uh de low area and across some bridge overlookin' a vast elevato' shaft. Each stroke uh Luke's swo'd rolls his Big Daddy furda' toward defeat.

De Dark Lo'd be knocked t'his knees, and as he raises his swo'd t'block anoda' onslaught, Luke slashes Vader's right hand off at da damn wrist, causin' metal and electronic parts t'fly fum de mechanical stump. Vader's swo'd clatters uselessly away, ova' de edge uh de platfo'm and into de bottomless shaft below. Luke moves ova' Vada' and holds de blade uh his swo'd t'de Dark Lo'd's droat. De Empuh'o' watches wid uncontrollable, pleased agitashun.

EMPEROR

Good. Right On! Yo' hate gots'ta made ya' powerful. Now, fulfill yo' destiny and snatch yo' fader's place at mah' side. Right On!

Luke looks at his fader's mechanical hand, den t'his own mechanical, brother-gloved hand, and realizes how much he is becomin' likes his fader. Ah be baaad... He makes de decision fo' which he gots'ta spent some lifetime in preparashun. Luke steps back and hurls his lightsaba' away. Slap mah fro!

LUKE

Never. Right On! I'll neva' turn t'de dark side. What it is, Mama! You's've failed, Yo' 'Sup, dudeghness. ah' am some Jedi, likes mah' Big Daddy befo'e me. What it is, Mama!

De Empuh'o''s glee turns t'rage. What it is, Mama!

EMPEROR

So be it...Jedi. Ya' know?


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