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Top Ten Reasons To Date An Engineer

Topic: science

TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER:

10. The World Does Revolve Around Us ... We Pick the Coordinate System

9. Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do

8. We Know How to Handle Stress and Strain in Our Relationships

7. Parents Will Approve

6. Help with Your Math Homework

5. Can Calculate Head Pressure

4. Looks Good on a Resume

3. Free Body Diagrams

2. High Starting Salary

1. Extremely Good Looking

TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO DATE AN ENGINEER:

10. T-Shirt and Jeans Are Their Formal Dress, Hot Dog and a 6-Pack Is Their Seven Course Meal

9. Only Social Life Known of Is to Post and Talk on the Net

8. Flames Like a Monster, Speaks Like a Pussy Cat

7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm Daily, No Morning Kisses and No Evening Walks

6. No Matter How Hard You Cry and How Loud You Yell, Just Sits There Calmly Discussing Your Emotion in Terms of Mathematical Logic

5. Listens to Classic Rock Only, Hates Everything from Bach to Prince

4. Touches the Car More than You

3. Talks in Acronym

2. Can't Leave that Damn Pencil Off Ear for One Minute

1. Will File for Divorce If You Call in the Middle of Debugging


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