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A Nun Goes To The Mother Superior To Confess Her Sins. I Think I

Topic: religion

A nun goes to the Mother superior to confess her sins. "I think I have sinned. Father O'Reilly came to me in the middle of the night and said that he had St. Peters Key to the Pearly Gates. And then he said that the keyhole was between my legs. So we spent all night putting the key in the lock and taking it out again."

"THAT BASTARD!" cried the Mother Superior. "For twenty years he's been telling me that's Gabriel's horn, and I been trying to blow it."


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