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1. Q What Is The Definition Of Suspicion?

Topic: religion

1. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?

A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

2. Q: What is the definition of innocence?

A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

3. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?

A: A roaming catholic.

4. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A: A tran-sister.


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