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Some Nuns Ran An Orphanage In A Rural Area. One Day The Mother

Topic: religion

Some nuns ran an orphanage in a rural area. One day the mother superior called in the teenagers who were about to leave. "You're going into a sinful world," she said. "I must warn you that men will take advantage of you. They'll buy you drinks and dinner, take you to their apartments, undress you and do terrible things to you. Then they'll give you $20 or $30 and kick you out."

"Excuse me, Mother," one of the teenagers said. "You mean men will take advantage of us and give us money?"

"Yes child. Why do you ask?"

"Because the priests only give us candy."


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