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A Minister Had Just Arrived In A Small Country Town To Take Up A

Topic: religion

A minister had just arrived in a small country town to take up a pastorate there. As he disembarked from the train at the station, a reporter from the local newspaper stopped him on the steps, and said, "Are you going to visit any of the town's night clubs?"

"That's absurd!" said the minister. "Are there any nightclubs in this town?"

The next morning a front-page article appeared in the newspaper. According to the article, the first question the minister had asked as he arrived in town was, "Are there any nightclubs in this town?"


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