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A Priest A Rabbi Were Seated Together On A Trans-Continental

Topic: religion

A priest & a rabbi were seated together on a trans-continental flight. The hostess stopped by their seat asking what each wanted for a beverage.

The rabbi requests a double scotch.

The priest, extremely agitated, states "Liquor is the lowest form of iniquity & I'd rather have adultery than have a drink."

The rabbi pipes up, "Forget the scotch, I didn't know we had a choice!"


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