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A Missionary Was Working With A Cannibal Tribe Trying To Convert

Topic: religion

A missionary was working with a cannibal tribe, trying to convert them to Jesus.

One day the cannibal chief's wife gives birth to an albino baby. Convinced the missionary had something to do with it, the chief comes storming up to him yelling blue murder and ready to light the cooking fire.

The missionary tries to calm him down: "Listen chief, God works in mysterious ways; see all the white sheep on the hill?"

"Yes"

"And see the one little black sheep?"

The chief looks thunderstruck and turns to the missionary:

"OK, You no tell, I no tell!"


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