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Ok There Was This Kid Who Showed His Mom The Picture He'D Drawn

Topic: religion

Ok, there was this kid who showed his mom the picture he'd drawn in Sunday School. There was Joseph, and Mary with the baby Jesus on a donkey, and some rather odd spot near the group.

"What's that big dot supposed to be?" inquired the mom.

To which the boy faithfully repeated the Bible verse: "Take Mary, and Jesus, and flea, to Egypt."


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