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On The Way Home From Work A Trio Of Hardworking Hands From A

Topic: religion

On the way home from work, a trio of hardworking hands from a Kentucky racing stable were sent to their final reward by an inattentive driver of a semi.

St. Peter greeted them but appeared to be a bit flustered, he checked his book, made a few phone calls, checked the book again and finally admitted, "Gentlemen, I'm terribly embarrassed. You were not supposed to be here for another month. So, to make it up to you, I'm going to let you go back to earth and for a month, you can be anyone or anything you want to be."

The men agreed that this was a fully satisfactory quid pro quo, so St. Peter asked the first guy what he wanted to become. "I've always wanted to be an eagle swooping through the Grand Canyon", said the first. And he was gone.

The second said, "I've always wanted to be a great white shark prowling along the Great Barrier Reef." And he was gone.

The third fellow seemed embarrassed and looking down at his boots, admitted, "Well, sir. I've always thought that the perfect life was to become a stud." And he was gone.

A month later, St. Peter called Gabriel in and after explaining their Heavenly error, asked Gabriel to round them up. Gabriel asked where he could find them.

"Well," said St. Peter, "One is an eagle in the Grand Canyon. Another is a shark along the Barrier Reef. The third is in a snow tire in Minneapolis."


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