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Heaven Was Getting To Big And A Baptist Convention Had A Roof

Topic: religion

Heaven was getting to big and a Baptist convention had a roof fall on them. Well God put them down in Hell for a little bit and told Satan when he had room for them he would come and take them back. So, Satan agreed. Then a few years later God was thinking and said, "Hey, I forgot all about those Baptists". He went down there and asked Satan for them back. Satan disagreed saying, "One more fund raiser and this place will have air conditioning".


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