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A Young Minister Goes To The Golf Course Eager To Learn The

Topic: religion

A young minister goes to the golf course eager to learn the sport. A man comes up to the minister and offers a few pointers. Within a very short time the minister notices a definite improvement. "Thanks a lot," says the minister, practicing to perfect the technique. "No problem," says the man, "I'm the local pro and this lesson costs $200." The minister objects, accusing the pro of false pretenses, but the pro insists on being paid. "Well," said the minister, "I don't have that much money with me, but if you stop by the rectory this evening I'll pay you." The pro writes down the minister's address, and as he's leaving the minister says: "...and bring your mother and father so I can marry them!"


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