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Adam Was Hangin' Out In The Garden Talking To God. Adam Asked

Topic: religion

Adam was hangin' out in the garden talking to God. Adam asked God. "God...why did you make Eve so beautiful, curvey, and fun to look at?".

God replied "So you would love her." Adam thought about it and inquired unto the Great One, "God...why did you make Eve so soft, warm, cuddly and fun to touch?".

God replied "So you would love her Adam." Adam smiled sheepishly and kicked the dirt. Then he asked God, "God...why did you make Eve soooo daaaammmmnnnn stooopiiiid?".

God looked at Adam and said, "So she would love you."


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