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A Missionary In A Remote Jungle Outpost Found Himself Face To

Topic: religion

A missionary in a remote jungle outpost found himself face to face with a ferocious lion. Knowing he was doomed for certain, he kneeled down and said his prayers. To his astonishment, the lion too kneeled quietly. "This is a miracle!" the missionary shouted.

"Quiet!" Said the lion. "I'm saying grace."


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