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The River Had Swollen And The Dam Had Burst And Now The Town Was

Topic: religion

The river had swollen and the dam had burst, and now the town was under ten feet of water. A rescue boat came by Rev. Smith's church, but Rev. Smith declined to get in. "The Lord will save me," he replied.

An hour later, the water had risen another ten feet, and Rev. Smith was on the roof of the church. Another rescue boat came by, and again the reverend declared that the Lord would save him.

Later that night, Rev. Smith clung to the roof of the church with the water up to his chest. This time a helicopter came by, but again the reverend shouted, "The Lord will save me." Unfortunately, by the next morning poor Rev. Smith had drowned. Up in heaven, he was noticeably miffed at the Lord. "Hey," he said, "I thought you were going to save me."

"What are you talking about?" the Lord said. "I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"


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