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A Man Decides To Become A Monk And Takes A Vow Which Only Allows

Topic: religion

A man decides to become a monk, and takes a vow which only allows him to say 2 words every 5 years. After 5 years of silence in the monastery it comes the time when the monk is allowed to say his 2 words.

"Have you anything to say?" asks the priest. "Hard Bed" says the monk. The priest replies "I'm sorry to hear that, we'll try and do something about it."

5 long years pass...... "Have you anything to say?" asks the priest. "Bad Food." answers the monk. "We'll try and do something about that." says the priest.

Another 5 years....... "Have you anything to say" asks the priest. "I'M LEAVING" says the monk. The priest replies "Thank god for that, you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"


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