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A New Catholic Priest Is Posted To A Small Arkansas Town. To

Topic: religion

A new catholic priest is posted to a small Arkansas town. To make him feel more welcome, the local rabbi and protestant minister invite him to go fishing.

Out in the boat, the rabbi notices that the beer is gone and says "I'll go get some more beer." He steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the dock and buys some more beer.

Later, the minister notices that all of the bait is gone and says "I'll go get some more bait." He steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the dock and buys some more bait.

The priest is amazed. he thinks to himself, 'anything these guys can do, my God will help me do.' He says, "I need some more smokes." He steps out of the boat, and sinks into the water. Before he comes to the surface the rabbi turns to the minister and says, "Do you think we ought to tell him where the stones are?"


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