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The Theology Of Toys

Topic: religion

The Theology of Toys

* Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

* Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

* Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.

* Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

* Anglican - They were our toys first.

* Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

* Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

* Atheism - There is no toy maker.

* Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

* Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

* Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

* Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.

* Baha'i - All toys are just fine with us.

* Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

* Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.

* Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.

* Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second...

* Hedonsim - Hang the rule book! Let's play!

* 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

* Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses.

* Baptist - Once played always played.

* Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.

* Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

* Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

* Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.

* Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.


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