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Saint Louis

Topic: religion

Saint Louis

There are these three truck drivers who all die at the same time and are trying to get into heaven. St. Peter says to them, "Well first you have to answer a few questions." The men all say okay, and so St. Peter says to the first one.

"Have you ever done any drugs, or anything?" "No sir," said the man, "I never touch the stuff."

"Okay," said St. Peter, "question number 2, do you ever speed when you are driving?" "No sir," says the man, "55 all the way, can't be too safe."

"I see," says St. Peter, "and one final question, are you married, and if so have you ever been unfaithful to your spouse?" "No sir," says the man, "25 years and I was always satisfied with her"

"Okay," says St. Peter, "you can go in that door over there." And he points at the first door of two doors on the wall.

So now the second truck driver tells St. Peter almost identical stories. So St. Peter tells him he can go in that same door that the other man went through.

When it comes time for the third man, St. Peter asks "Have you ever done drugs or anything?" "Well, you know how it is," says the man, "you need something to keep you awake on those late night hauls."

"Okay," says St. Peter, "question two, do you ever speed when you drive?" "Well sometimes," the man says, "you know how it is Padre', you got to get your load there on time."

"Okay, and last but not least, have you ever been unfaithful to your wife?" "Just between you and me Father, I know this little feline down in St. Louis that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose fifty feet long." "I see says St. Peter, you can go through that door over there." And he points at the other door.

"Wait a minute," says the man, "my friends went through that door over there. Where does it go?" And St. Peter says, "Well, that one goes to heaven."

"Hold on," says the man, "where does the other one go?"

"Well, that one is going to take you and me to St. Louis."


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