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Topic: religion

New! Improved!

RELIGION

50% MORE GODS

Featuring: Extra strength pestilence Plague of frogs Deluges

Join now, and we will send you a second god for FREE!!!

A CAST of MILLIONS

Starring God Lucifer Angels Demons

Co-starring The Pope Cardinals Priests

And introducing NUNS

At this same time, you can also sign up for the _commandment_of_the_ month_club_. Every month, we will send you one commandment. Inspect it at your *leisure* in the *privacy* of your own home. If you wish to observe the commandment, just send us homage to your god. Should you decide not to observe the commandment, just return it back to us; you owe us nothing, no obligations to buy.

Complete the pentagram drawing on your application form, and we will mail you your own personalised mini copy of suitable-for-framing commandmants.

As a special offer available only to the first six hundred and sixty- six applicants, we will include, at _*no extra charge*_ to you, banishment incantations; be the FIRST on your block to exorcise the neighborhood.

DON'T DELAY JOIN NOW!!!


ALPHA v0.3