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Seems All The Construction Going On Next To The Convent Was

Topic: religion

Seems all the construction going on next to the convent was giving the Mother Superior a few headaches. One day, after several days of complaints from the Nuns, she decided to visit the Foreman. Her mind made up to let him know just how she felt about the foul language, she went to his office.

"I know my men use really colorful language, sister" said the Foreman, "but they are just calling a spade a spade."

To this, the Mother Superior got livid: "No they most certainly do not! - They call it a FUCKING SHOVEL!"


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