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Now Available For The Very First Time From Incarceration Records

Topic: religion

Now available for the very first time from Incarceration Records:

*** JIM AND TAMMY'S GREATEST HITS ***

YAYASS!!! We know you've asked yourself, "If Jim Bakker can get a record, why can't I..." Well, wait no longer. Incarceration Records proudly presents an incredible collection of inspired melodies you'll treasure for years to come. This exclusive BBS offer is not available in any store. We've captured the essence of Jim and Tammy on this long playing 45 (years) record. ...You'll thrill to hits like:

" Jailhouse Rock "

" I Fought The Law, And The Law Won "

" Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen "

" He Wears Blue Den-Nim "

Plus, the immortal and inspirational duet:

" How Great We Aren't "

These and many other classic tunes from Jim and Tammy can be yours for the incredible low price of $1,000.00 plus $2.95 shipping & handling by calling 1-800-INN-JAIL, that's 1-800-INN-JAIL. And, if you call NOW you'll receive a bonus certificate giving you one weekend each year at a Federal Penitentiary of your choice ABSOLUTELY FREE of charge.

Don't delay, call now. That's 1-800-INN-JAIL.

God wants you to buy this record.


ALPHA v0.3