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The New Druid Circle Announcement Promo

Topic: religion

The New Druid Circle Announcement Promo

Druids! Thinking of upgrading your circle? Old one not fast enough? Can only handle one sacrifice at a time?

Try our new range of Masonry;

47b6 : Four altars, two times four standing stones and six astronomical constants built in.

For backwards compatibility with old gods, buy our "Dei Ex" model.

Or for raw power, try the new Octium.

Remember, use only "Lintel On-Top" for best results.

Software: Ever bought a dozen separate chants & found they won't work with each other? Not any more!!!!

Use Necrosoft Offence; the integrated package.

* Runs two or more chants simultaneously (sort of).

* Cut and paste a sacrifice from one ceremony to another.

* Necrotelicomnicon & Widows(TM) compatible.

* Soon to feature multi-media disemboweling written by Arch-Druid Seedy Ron.

* Requires PC [1] & mouse blood to run.

E&OE [2]

[1] Pillared circle

[2] Errors & Occult-influences Expected


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