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Top 10 Reasons

Topic: religion

Top 10 Reasons

Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

16. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

15. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

14. Beer has never caused a major war.

13. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

12. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

11. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

10. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

9. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

8. You can prove you have a Beer.

7. You can change beers as often as you want, without anyone thinking ill of you.

6. No one will try to kill you over the beer you drink.

5. Everyone admits there are lots of different beers.

4. No beer ever went on TV to convince you that the secret to salvation was to mail it money.

3. No beer ever expected you to slice anything off the top of the glass before you used it.

2. You can go to as many different bars on Sunday (or Saturday) as you want to, without the neighbors talking.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.


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