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Never Play Baseball With Religious Folks! (It'S Just My Friendly

Topic: religion

Never play baseball with religious folks! (It's just my friendly tip of the day!)

Calvinists think the game is fixed.

Pentecostals pop up and fly out.

Quakers won't swing.

Unitarians can catch anything.

Pagans sacrifice.

Amish walk a lot.

Televangelists get caught stealing.

Episcopalians pass the plate.

Evangelicals make effective pitches.

Atheists refuse to have an umpire.

The pope claims never to commit an error.

Fundamentalists balk.

Christian Scientists refuse to admit it's raining.

Methodists pitch perfect games.

Anabaptists never strike out.

Jews never try to turn a single into a triple.

Universal Life members play any position they feel like.

Jehovah's Witnesses tap home plate before every pitch.


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