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Church Of The Apathists Recruiting Letter

Topic: religion

Church Of The Apathists Recruiting Letter

Are there those of you out there that feel that you don't want to have to identify with a specific religion? Do you feel that atheism and agnosticism is just too much work? Then join our church. That's right, a new religion with a new attitude: Apathists. The Church of Apathy was thought about by it's founders for several years before they decided to put it together in 1973.

In 1989 they finally got around to looking for a church, but found it was too much trouble, and besides, they really didn't care where they met, anyway. Their next project is to find a clergy man, but so far, no one really wants to look for one. An added bonus, if you should ever decide to attend a meeting, there won't be any long boring discussions of whether or not there is a God, because it doesn't matter that much to anyone in the church. If you're interested, or think you might be, if you ever get around to it, send us your name and address, and we'll send you your confirmation letter. That is, if you really want one, and if we decide it's worth it to reply. Who knows? Who cares? We certainly don't; we're Apathists!


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