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God And Satan Were Going To Have A Baseball Game. God Proudly

Topic: religion

God and Satan were going to have a baseball game. God proudly states that Satan doesn't have a chance, as God has Mickey Mantle, Joe Dimaggio, Lou Gherig, Babe Ruth, and all the other legends of the game.

Satan chuckles quietly and says, "Yeah, but I have the umps."


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