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April Fool'S Day Jokes In New York

Topic: regional

April Fool's Day jokes in New York:

1-Super Glue an automatic weapon to curb and watch passersby try to pick it up.

2-Put fake vomit on sidewalk right next to real vomit.

3-Suicide hotline puts you on hold while playing Van Halen's "Jump".

4-Add a tail to chalk body outlines.

5-Put a "kick me" sign on guy's back before you throw him in East River.

6-Cab drivers speak perfect English.

7-Replace regular crack with Folgers Crystals.


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