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Application For Permission To Live In New Hampshire

Topic: regional

Application for Permission to Live in New Hampshire

NAME:

ETHNIC INFORMATION: (voluntary)

White ( )

TYPE OF CARS OWNED:

Pickup Truck ( )

You don't own any Foreign cars, do you? NO ( )

CAR EQUIPMENT:

Gun Rack ( ) Stash ( ) CB ( ) Beer Holder ( ) Playboy air freshener ( )

BUMPER STICKERS:

"Ex-wife in trunk" ( )

"If Guns are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns" ( )

"Bush/Quayle" ( )

"Shit Happens" ( )

"If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk" ( )

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual ( )

FAVORITE CAUSE: NRA ( ) Prolife ( )

Total given to these causes in the last 12 months:

FAVORITE DRUGS:

Grass ( )

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SHOULD BE BANNED?: (check all that apply)

Democrats ( ) Welfare ( ) N.O.W. ( )

FAVORITE BEER:

Miller ( ) Michelob ( ) Bud ( )

FAVORITE POLITICIAN:

Don't Care ( )

CLUB MEMBERSHIPS:

NRA ( )

How Automatic Weapons do you own?

5 ( ) 10 ( ) More than that ( )


ALPHA v0.3