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Branch Davidian Vacation

Topic: politics

Branch Davidian Vacation:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS THE GRAND PRICE WINNER IN OUR "FANTASY VACATIONS SWEEPSTAKES!!!"

That's right - you and your spouse or friend will spend 7 GLORIOUS DAYS AND NIGHTS at the exciting BRANCH DAVIDIAN SECT COMPOUND

In Beautiful Waco, Texas

BUT WAIT - That's not all; during your stay you and your spouse will:

Get to meet "JESUS" turned "prophet": David Vernon Karresh Howell

Fire HI-TECH automatic and semiautomatic WEAPONS!

Play Hide and Seek with the FBI, ATF, and other law enforcement agencies!

Your mate can enter the contest to see who will be the All-Mighty Leader's

"Lady for the Night"

Her dreams could come true, and just think how proud you'll feel knowing this Great Leader shares your same taste in women.

Not to feel left out, you can enter the

"I am a TOWER GUARD" event

You will compete in a GO-CART RACE in the compound with other members of the SECT to see who gets to stand watch in the tower that night!

CONGRATULATIONS ONCE AGAIN!!! (AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER WIN BIG IN A SWEEPSTAKES!!)

Special Bonus: If the "messiah really likes you, your vacation could be extended - indefinitely with no extra cost to you.

That's RIGHT!!

You may be one of the lucky ones chosen to become a cult member and go out with a BANG, so pack plenty and ENJOY!!

Special Notice: Children may accompany you but not without parental consent so that they may be used as "negotiating bait" with federal authorities - there is no guarantee of how long their visit will last."


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