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Rush Limbaughs Driver

Topic: politics

Rush Limbaughs Driver

Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.

They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out, knocked on the front door, and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When he came out, Limbaugh was confused about why the man had been in there so long.

"Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some food, and his daughter showered me with kisses," explained the driver.

"What did you tell them?" Limbaugh asked.

"I told him that I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."


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