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Dr.Seuss Meets Oj

Topic: ojsimpson

"Dr.Seuss Meets OJ"

DID YOU DO THIS AWFUL CRIME?

DID YOU DO IT ANYTIME?

I did not do this awful crime.

I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU TAKE THIS PERSON'S LIFE?

DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE?

I did not do it with a knife.

I did not, could not, kill my wife.

I did not do this awful crime

I could not, would not, anytime.

DID YOU LEAVE A POOL OF BLOOD?

DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE?

I did not leave a pool of blood.

I can not even wear that glove.

I did not do it with a knife.

I did not, could not, kill my wife.

I did not do this awful crime

I could not, would not, anytime.


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