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Some New O.J. Endorsements

Topic: ojsimpson

Some new O.J. endorsements:

for Isotoner: "These gloves fit."

for Scotch Guard: "Won't let blood stains soak through."

for American Airlines: "When you have to get out of town fast, no questions asked."

for Sure Deodorant: "Never let the jury see you sweat."

for Hertz: "We get you through the airport with an hour to kill."


ALPHA v0.3