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In A Surprise Announcement Robert Dole Held A Press Conference

Topic: ojsimpson

In a surprise announcement, Robert Dole held a press conference this morning to announce that OJ Simpson has joined the Dole ticket and will run for Vice-President.

Dole said, "OJ has proven that he can remain cool under even the the worst circumstances, and adding him to the ticket will make an unstoppable team".

Their compaign slogan will be: "We'll kill the opposition and really slash the budget".


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