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O.J. Has Died And Is In The Transition Zone Between Heaven And

Topic: ojsimpson

O.J. has died and is in the transition zone between Heaven and Hell and as he is walking along the path, he sees that the road splits ahead of him, to the left, it descends down into Hell and to the right, it ascends up into Heaven. In the middle of the road sits St. Peter, at a desk piled high with papers. As O.J. approaches the desk he looks at St. Peter and states, "I'm O.J. Simpson." St. Peter looks at O.J. and says, "I know, go on down to your left."

O.J. states, "Wait a minute, I said I am O.J. Simpson. I was a great football player. I was an All-American at USC. I was a Heisman Trophy Winner in college. I played in the professional football in the NFL. I am in the Professional Football Hall of Fame."

St. Peter looks at O.J. and states, "I know, go on down to your left." O.J. in a panic states, "Wait a minute, what have I done to deserve the eternal punishment of Hell."

St. Peter looks a O.J. and states, "God said, 'Thou shalt not Kill.' That is one of the Ten Commandments."

O.J. states, "Wait a minute, I had a trial and I was found "Not guilty" by a jury of my peers."

St. Peter looks at O.J. and states, "Yes I know, go on down to your left, your jurors are down there waiting for you."


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