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Minimum Safe Distances Between Street Musicians And The Public

Topic: music

Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:

Violinist: 25 feet

Bad Violinist: 50 feet

Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet

15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet

Accordionist: 60 miles


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