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Three Men Die In A Plane Crash And Are Waiting To Enter Heaven

Topic: music

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting to enter heaven. St. Peter asks the first man, "What did you do on Earth?"

Man #1: I was a doctor.

St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.

St. P.: And what did you do on Earth?

Man #2: I was a school teacher.

St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.

St. P.: And what did you do on Earth?

Man #3: I was a musician.

St. P.: Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen . . .


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