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If You Were Lost In The Woods Who Would You Trust For Directions

Topic: music

If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out of tune tenor sax player, or Santa Clause?

The out of tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.

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