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The Chief In Sex Ed Class

Topic: military

The Chief In Sex Ed Class

This old Navy Chief Petty Officer retired. He decided he was going to college to collect his GI Bill benefits. One of the classes the college offered was sex education. The Chief looks at that, and says, "Well, shit, I've copulated with everything that walks or crawls, that should be an easy course for me" and enrolls.

The first day of class, the instructor asks the question "How many positions are there for sexual intercourse?"

The old Chief raised his hand, but instead the teacher called on a good looking young blonde who hadn't raised her hand. She didn't know the answer, and was stalling for time, when the Chief started yelling from the back of the room "32! 32!" over and over continually.

The coed finally stammers "Well, the only one I know is with the man on top."

From the back of the room the Chief is calling "33! 33!."


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