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The Last 10 Things Any Man Would Ever Say

Topic: men-women

The last 10 things any man would ever say:

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

2. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

3. I think hairy arses are really sexy.

4. Her tits are just too big.

5. Sometimes... I just want to be held.

6. That chick on "Murder she wrote" really gave me the horn

7. Sure!... I'd love to wear a condom.

8. We haven't been shopping for ages.....let's go and I'll hold your handbag.

9. Fuck Monday night football... lets watch that "Heartbeat" video.

10. I think we're lost... we had better pull over and ask for some directions.


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