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Womans Guide Part 2

Topic: men-women

Womans Guide Part 2

Said: I had a great time last night.

Meant: Who the hell are you?

Said: I've been thinking a lot....

Meant: You looked a hell of a lot better when I was drunk.

Said: I'll give you a call.

Meant: I'd rather have my balls chewed off by a dog with rabies.

Said: I think we should just be friends.

Meant: You're ugly'n a babboon's ass.

Said: Haven't I seen you before?

Meant: Nice ass.

Said: I have something to tell you.

Meant: Get tested.

Said: We've been through so much together

Meant: If it weren't for you, I never would have lost my virginity.

Said: I've learned a lot from you.

Meant: Next!

Said: I need you

Meant: I'm tired of beating off.

Said: I want you back ...

Meant: ...for tonight anyway.

Said: You look great.

Meant: I'm so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.

Said: Do you love me?

Meant: I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Said: Do you *really* love me?

Meant: I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.

Said: How much do you love me?

Meant: I've done something *really* stupid and someone's on the way to tell you now.

Said: It's just orange juice, try it.

Meant: Three more shots, and she'll have her legs hooked over my ears.

Said: I really want to get to know you better.

Meant: So I can tell my friends about it.

Said: How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?

Meant: How many other guys have you screwed?

Said: The car isn't running right.

Meant: I want a bigger engine and more knobs to play with.

Said: I don't need a road map. I know where we are.

Meant: Holy shit! Where the fuck are we?

Said: The remote's not working.

Meant: Come here and change the channel for me.

Said: I'm hungry.

Meant: Get off your ass and fix supper.

Said: It's your decision.

Meant: I need somebody to blame this shit on.

Said: We need to talk.

Meant: I need to complain.

Said: You're... so feminine.

Meant: I need somebody cheap who'll cook, clean, do the laundry...the windows...

Said: Let's be romantic... turn out the lights.

Meant: If I see all the zits on your ass, I'll never get a boner.

Said: Okay, then go in the bedroom and sulk.

Meant: And hurry up! The game's gonna start.

Said: I'm feeling romantic tonight.

Meant: There's no game on tonight.


ALPHA v0.3