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What Women Really Mean

Topic: men-women

WHAT WOMEN REALLY MEAN

She says =>> English

You want =>> You want

We need =>> I want

It's your decision =>> The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want =>> You'll pay for this later

We need to talk =>> I need to complain

Sure...go ahead =>> I don't want you to

I'm not upset =>> Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're...so manly =>> You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're certainly attentive tonight. =>> Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! =>> I'm on my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights. =>> I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient. =>> I want a new house

I want new curtains =>> and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there =>> No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise =>> I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? =>> I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? =>> I did something today you're really not going to like

I'll be ready in a minute. =>> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? =>> Tell me I'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate. =>> Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =>> [Too late, your dead.]

Yes =>> No

No =>> No

Maybe =>> No

I'm sorry. =>> You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? =>> It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

I'm not yelling! =>> Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing. =>> Nothing. Nothing. =>> Everything. Everything. =>> My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. =>> It's just that you're such an asshole. I don't want to talk about it. =>> Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.


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