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The Rules

Topic: men-women

THE RULES

1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all of the rules, she must IMMEDIATELY change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is NEVER wrong.

6. If it seems the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which is the direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7. If rule number 6 applies, then the male must apologize immediately for the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any time.

9. The male must never change his mind without the permission of the female.

10. The female has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female WANTS him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, allow the male to know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.


ALPHA v0.3