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Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex

Topic: men-women

Top Ten Reasons Hockey is Better Than Sex:

1. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

2. The puck is always hard.

3. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

4. It lasts a full hour.

5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

6. Your parents cheer when you score.

7. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

8. Periods only last 20 minutes.

9. You can count on it at least twice a week.

10. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.


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