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21 Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

Topic: men-women

21 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob

2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one

3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to

4. You can unplug a guitar

5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more

6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset

7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applauded, not arrested

8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care

9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.

10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can tune it

11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar

12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking

14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required

15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.

17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.

18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.

20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.


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