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What Is A Cat?

Topic: men-women

What is a cat?

+ Cats do what they want.

+ They rarely listen to you.

+ They're totally unpredictable.

+ They whine when they are not happy.

+ When you want to play, they want to be alone.

+ When you want to be alone, they want to play.

+ They expect you to cater to their every whim.

+ They're moody.

+ They leave hair everywhere.

+ They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in cheap fur coats

What is a dog?

+ They follow you around with their tongues out.

+ They only respond to simple commands.

+ Their needs are basic and predictable.

+ They whine when their needs are not met.

+ They always need to have something in their mouth.

+ They scratch a lot and sometimes drool.

+ They make loud noises and sometimes smell bad.

+ They need to be trained.

+ You can always tell when one has lived in a house for a long time.

+ They're rude and rowdy, especially when they're with others like them.

Conclusion: They're little men in fuzzy boxes.


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