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Fifteen Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

Topic: men-women

Fifteen Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

1. You can have more than one beer at a time

2. You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck

3. A beer won't give you whisker burns

4. You can suck on one beer all night long if you want

5. A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good

6. You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes; you can take as long as you want

7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around

8. A beer satisfies you every time

9. A beer is always there when you want it

10. If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want

11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat

12. Even when you pop your beers top, you can still have a long stiff one

13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never asks, "is there another beer?"

14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour

15. If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.


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