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A Guy Was Walking Down The Street When He Saw A Hearse Go By

Topic: lawyer

A guy was walking down the street when he saw a hearse go by, followed by a man leading a vicious-looking dog, followed by about a hundred people. He stopped the man with the dog and asked, "Hey, what's going on here?"

"My dog bit the local lawyer and he died."

"And are all these people attending his funeral?"

"Hell no - they want to borrow the dog."


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