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A Lawyer Was Backpacking With A Freind When They Saw A Cougar

Topic: lawyer

A lawyer was backpacking with a freind when they saw a cougar about 20 yards away. The Lawyer took off his backpack and said "I am gonna run for it"

His Friend said "You can't out run a cougar"

The lawyer replied "I don't have to out run the cougar, I just have to out run you."


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