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Two Prisoners Are Talking About Their Crimes

Topic: lawyer

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years."

Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days."

George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???"

Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer."

ALPHA v0.3